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Jesus was getting more and more annoyed at the drugs problem on earth. He called an emergency meeting with his apostles and after a few hours discussion, they all decided that they needed more information. So the apostles volunteered to go on earth and to bring back samples of each drug.
After a few days, the apostles start coming back.
— Who’s there? — It’s Peter. Jesus opens the door. — What did you bring back, Peter? — Hashish from Morocco. — Excellent, come in.
— Who’s there? — It’s Mark. Jesus opens the door. — What did you bring back, Mark? — Marijuana from India. — Excellent, come in.
— Who’s there? — It’s Matthew. Jesus opens the door. — What did you bring back, Matthew? — Cocaine from Columbia. — Excellent, come in.
— Who’s there? — It’s John. Jesus opens the door. — What did you bring back, John? — Ecstasy from Montreal. — Excellent, come in.
— Who’s there? — It’s Luke. Jesus opens the door. — What did you bring back, Luke? — Speed from Amsterdam. — Excellent, come in.
— Who’s there? — It’s Judas. Jesus opens the door. — What did you bring back, Judas? — FBI! Everyone against the wall! | 
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